Saturday, May 13, 2006

Hi! You probably know me as Smelly Smegma from The Erotic Review. My real account is dynamohum. I felt the need to come clean. Here are all my aliases.







  1. $60,000 Question

  2. *DIRT*

  3. 2 Sexy 4 U

  4. 25 or 6 to 4

  5. 4 Cryin Out Loud

  6. 4 Play

  7. 4 Skin

  8. A HUGE NYC Welcome !

  9. a Moo Moo in a MuMu

  10. A Hard Gays Night

  11. A Very Different View

  12. AARP Delusional Guys

  13. Afrodite

  14. Al Capone

  15. Al Goldstein

  16. Al Sharpton

  17. Alan Dershowitz

  18. Albert Einstein

  19. Alfalfa the Crooner

  20. Alice in Fairyland

  21. AMP = Arrest Me Please!

  22. AMP=About to Meet Police

  23. An Opposing View

  24. Anal Intruder

  25. Anal Retentive

  26. Andre Agassi

  27. Andrew Dice Clay

  28. Andy Rooney

  29. Andy Rooney

  30. Angelina Jolie

  31. Anus and Andy

  32. Ape for Asian

  33. Archie Bunker

  34. Armored Car Full of Coins

  35. Aromatherapy Asshole

  36. Ass Master

  37. Ass Hole O Mio

  38. Ass Thirsty

  39. Atkins Diet

  40. Aunt Esther

  41. Aunt Flo

  42. Babar BBE

  43. Babar the BBE

  44. Back Door Man

  45. Bad Fuckin Santa

  46. Bad Toupee

  47. Bait and Switch

  48. BallsDeJour.Net

  49. BallsDeJourGuys

  50. Bang a Gong

  51. Bareback Mountin

  52. Bareback Mountin

  53. Barf Bag

  54. Barney Purple Dinosaur

  55. Bart Simpson

  56. Bat Man

  57. Batty bout Daty

  58. BBW Big Top Circus

  59. BBW Bonzai Blimp Boogie

  60. Be Nice Hug Someone Ugly

  61. Bearded Clam

  62. Beasts of Burden

  63. Beating the Bishop

  64. Beaver Pelt

  65. Beaver Buster

  66. Beaver Cleavage

  67. Beef Baton

  68. Beer Keg

  69. Beetle Juice

  70. Ben Gay

  71. Ben the Rat

  72. Ben Wah Balls

  73. Ben Wah No Balls

  74. Big Bad Bovine Lover

  75. Big Beef

  76. Big Fatty

  77. Big Gator

  78. Big Pussy

  79. Big Unit

  80. Big Wig

  81. Big Bertha

  82. Big Breast Fed Man

  83. Big Doggie Style

  84. Big Gulp

  85. Big Mammy

  86. BigScrotum

  87. Bill O reilly

  88. Bill Parcells

  89. Bird Turd

  90. Bitch Slapped

  91. Blacca

  92. Bloated BBW Bovine BBQ

  93. Bloviating Barristers

  94. Blow Me O Juliet

  95. Blow My Bag Pipes !

  96. Blow my BagPipes

  97. Blow Up Doll

  98. Bodacious Ta-Tas

  99. BOFFING BEAVER

  100. Bong Hit

  101. Booty Call

  102. Boring Board

  103. Boris Clitoris

  104. Boston Red Sucks

  105. Bovines and Swines

  106. Brain Fart

  107. Breakast of Butchy Brillo

  108. Brett Favre

  109. Britney Spears

  110. Bruce Springsteen

  111. Bubble Butt

  112. bubbym

  113. Buckwheat and Stymie

  114. Buckwheat Say Otay

  115. Buckwheat and Farina

  116. Bucky Bukkake

  117. Bufu Butt Pirate

  118. Bum Fuck

  119. Bung Hole

  120. Bush Whacker

  121. Bush of a Butch

  122. BushFan

  123. Buster the Body Crab

  124. Butchy Brillo Breakfast

  125. Butt Fuck

  126. Butt Man

  127. Butt Plug

  128. Butterballs the Turkey

  129. Bye Bye BBWs

  130. Calamity CumStain

  131. Call_Me_Felch

  132. Camel Toe

  133. Captain Feathersword

  134. Carpet Munchers

  135. Cat Piss Fight

  136. Catch a Rising Star

  137. Charles Darwin

  138. Charles Manson

  139. Chartreuse

  140. Chicken of the Sea

  141. Chinacat Sunflower

  142. Chiquita Hoover Maneuver

  143. Cinqo de Mayo

  144. Circle Jerk

  145. CL = Clueless Losers !

  146. Clamor For Glamour

  147. Cloudy w/ Brown Showers

  148. Cloudy with Brown Showers

  149. Cluster Fuck

  150. Cocktail Frank

  151. Coitis Interruptus

  152. Collagen Lips

  153. Colostomy Bag

  154. Confucius Say

  155. Connie Lingus

  156. Conrad Hilton

  157. Consiracy Nut

  158. Conspiracy Nut

  159. Coochie Coochie Man

  160. Corn Bread

  161. Cornlover

  162. Count Cuntula

  163. Courtney Cocks

  164. COYOTE UGLY

  165. Crack Head Whores

  166. Craigs Shit List

  167. Crash Test Dummy

  168. Crotch Rot

  169. Crotch Shot

  170. Cum Hell or High Water

  171. CUM in YOUR BUM

  172. CUM SHOT 4 U

  173. Cumfest

  174. Cunt Liquor

  175. cunt be my problem!

  176. Cunt Hunt

  177. Curly Moe and Shemp

  178. Da Meathead

  179. Dan Marino

  180. Dan Rather

  181. Dancin Fool

  182. Dank Rank Skank

  183. DATY Dracula

  184. David Berkowitz

  185. Dead Animal on Head

  186. Deadwood Dick

  187. Definately Not a PC Guy!

  188. Delirium Tremens

  189. Democrat Losers

  190. Dennis Big Rod Man

  191. Dennis the Menace

  192. Dental Damn

  193. Diane Sawyer

  194. Dick Cheney

  195. Dick Everhard

  196. Dick Head

  197. DingleBerry

  198. Dirty Diaper

  199. Dirty Dildo

  200. Dog Shit

  201. DOGGIE STYLING

  202. Don King Promotor

  203. Don Quixote

  204. Don Vito

  205. Donald Trump

  206. Donkey Kong

  207. Doo Rag Pancake Maker

  208. Douche Bag

  209. Dough Boy

  210. Dr. Desturbo

  211. Dr. Disturbo

  212. Dr. Jekyl

  213. Dr. Kervorkian

  214. Dr. Ruth

  215. Drink the Koolaid

  216. Drunk Again

  217. Drunken Fuck

  218. DUH DUH DUH

  219. Dumb as a Stump

  220. Dung Beetle

  221. Dutch Oven

  222. Dwarf Toss

  223. Dykes on Bikes

  224. EAT ME

  225. Eat Shit

  226. Eat Mo Cooter!

  227. Ed Bradley

  228. Eddie Haskell

  229. Edith Bunker

  230. Elmer Fudd

  231. Elmos World

  232. Embalming Fluid

  233. Emeril Lagasse

  234. Enema Bandit

  235. Enema Bond

  236. energizer hunny

  237. EngorgedCock

  238. ET- The Extra Testicle

  239. Ex Stripper Now Provider

  240. exlunker2003

  241. Expert in Bad Taste

  242. Exxon Attendant in Turban

  243. Exxon Attendent in Turban

  244. F. Lee Bailey

  245. Fag Hag

  246. Farina and Buckwheat

  247. Fat Boy

  248. Fecal Matter

  249. Felch and Belch

  250. Felching and Belching

  251. FELLATIO FAN

  252. Finless Brown Trout

  253. Fish Taco

  254. Fistfuck

  255. Flabby Abby

  256. Flabby BBW

  257. Flaming Asshole

  258. Flatulent Fucker

  259. Fleshy Fiona

  260. Flogging Flipper

  261. Florida State SemenHoles

  262. Foghorn Leghorn

  263. Foolish Fortunado

  264. Foreskin Gump

  265. Forest Dump

  266. Fortune Cookie Nookie

  267. Foul Bowels

  268. Frank Zappa

  269. Freak For Greek

  270. Fred Ethel

  271. Fred Sanford

  272. Fred/Ethel

  273. FREEDOM OF SPEECH

  274. Fromunda Cheese

  275. FromundaCheese

  276. FSU Seminoles Suck

  277. FSUcks

  278. FUCK EM

  279. Fuck It

  280. Fuck Stick

  281. Fucked up Fools

  282. G F E

  283. GAG YOU

  284. Gag Me

  285. Gallup Poll

  286. Gary Calamari

  287. Gator Bait

  288. Gator Bait

  289. Gator Tail

  290. Gay Ray

  291. Geezer Named Wheezer

  292. Genital Warts

  293. Gentile Ben

  294. Gentle Ben Gay

  295. George Steinbrenner

  296. George Forman

  297. George Pataki

  298. Geraldo Rivera

  299. German WhoreFare

  300. Get it On Bang a Dong

  301. Get it on bang a dong

  302. Giant of Giants

  303. Glad_He_Ate_Her

  304. Glam Clam

  305. Gloria Allred

  306. Glory Glory Gory Hole

  307. Glory Hole Mole

  308. Gnarly Snatch

  309. Go Gators

  310. Gomer Pyle

  311. Goo Goblin

  312. Goober Pyle

  313. GooeyFacial

  314. Gook

  315. Goon Named Guido

  316. Gorgeous George

  317. Got Head

  318. Great Googily Moogily

  319. Green Hornet

  320. Green Eggs and Smeg

  321. Gumby and Pokey

  322. Haggis Hag

  323. Hair Club for Men

  324. Hair Pie

  325. Hairy Manilow

  326. Hankies for Frankie

  327. HANNIBAL THE CANNIBAL

  328. Hannibal Lechter

  329. Hannity and Cums

  330. He Hums When He Cums

  331. Head Cheese

  332. Heckel and Jekyll

  333. Heidi Fleiss

  334. Heinous Anus

  335. Heinous Anus

  336. HeinousAnus

  337. Helen Keller

  338. Hell and Back

  339. Hell Fire

  340. Hell Hath No Fury

  341. Hell Raiser

  342. Hells Bells

  343. Henry Kissinger

  344. Here Cum the Heiffers !

  345. Herman Munster

  346. Herman the Hermaphrodite

  347. Hey Lawyer

  348. Hiawatha the Whore

  349. Hillary Clinton

  350. Hillary the Cunt

  351. Homey the Clown

  352. Homo Gigolo Fabio

  353. Homos Erectus

  354. Horny Fucker

  355. Hot Brown Showers

  356. Hot Fuckin Tuna

  357. Howard Cosell

  358. Howard Stern

  359. Hugh Hefner

  360. Hump Me

  361. Hunting for Cunt

  362. I Cunt Hear You

  363. I Cunt Stand It

  364. I have always wondered

  365. I think I might Puke

  366. Ian Anderson

  367. Idi VD Amin

  368. Info Overload

  369. InfoGuide to Idiotic Info

  370. J. Edgar Hoover

  371. Jack Nicholson

  372. Jack Shack

  373. Jackie Mason

  374. Jacques Chirac le Cock

  375. Jenna Jameson

  376. Jerkin the Gherkin

  377. Jerry Falwell

  378. Jerry Garcia

  379. Jesse Jackson

  380. Jethro Bodean

  381. Jim@BelleDeJourGuys

  382. Jimi Hendrix

  383. Jimmy the Greek

  384. JizOnYourFace

  385. Jock Strap

  386. Joe Cocker

  387. Joe Mammy

  388. Joe Baggadonuts

  389. John Wayne

  390. John Dillinger

  391. John McEnroe

  392. Johnnie Cochran

  393. Johnny Carson

  394. Joisey John

  395. Jumpin Jack Flash

  396. Jurrasic Pork

  397. Just Blow ME

  398. Just Say No to Rugs!

  399. K 9

  400. Kaptain Kielbasa

  401. Katie Couric

  402. Keith Moon

  403. Kelly the Cunt

  404. Kitty Liquor

  405. Kitty Litter

  406. Krispy Kreme

  407. KY Jelly

  408. KY Jelly

  409. L Ron Hubbard

  410. Lamb Chop

  411. Large Marge

  412. Large Marge BBW

  413. Larry Flynt

  414. lawyer12063

  415. Led Zepplin

  416. Lee Harvey Oswald

  417. LEGENDARY JILLS SHILL

  418. Lewd Crude Dude

  419. Lewd Crude Rude Dude

  420. Lewd Rude Crude Dude

  421. Licker is Quicker!

  422. Little Man in the Boat

  423. Little Annie Fanny

  424. Lizzie Lesbo

  425. Long in the Tooth

  426. Long Island Expressway

  427. Lord of the Rims

  428. Louis Farrakhan

  429. Lovely Fair Maiden

  430. Lprd of the Cock Rings

  431. Lurch the Butler

  432. M- 80

  433. Mad Cow

  434. Madam Moo Moo Maximus

  435. Man Juice

  436. Manhatten Mongrel

  437. Martha Stewart

  438. Martin Luther King

  439. Mary Christmas

  440. Mary not quite contrary

  441. Marylin Manson

  442. Matt Lauer

  443. Matt Lauer

  444. Mayor Bloomberg

  445. Mayor Bloomberg

  446. Me So Horny !

  447. Me Too

  448. Meat Head

  449. Meat loaf

  450. Meat Puppet

  451. Messy Bessie

  452. Methusaleh the MILF

  453. Mike Tyson

  454. Mike Wallace

  455. Mimi Rogers

  456. MissManners

  457. Mister Novatny

  458. mnax6969

  459. Moderated Smegma

  460. Mongo Moo Moo in a Mumu

  461. Mongo Moo Moo in a MuMu

  462. Monkey Fuck

  463. Monty Hall

  464. Moo Moo Maximus

  465. Moo Goo Gai Pan

  466. Moo Goo Guy Pan

  467. Moo Moo in Tutu and MuMu

  468. Moo Moo in a Mumu

  469. Moo Moo s wearing MuMu s

  470. Moolie Man

  471. Moolie Momma

  472. Morley Safer

  473. Morley Saffer

  474. Moronic Imbecilic

  475. Mother Theresa

  476. Mr. Drysdale

  477. Mr. Homo

  478. Muscles Marinara

  479. Mutha Fucka

  480. Newbie Pubie

  481. Newbieville PC Pooh Bah

  482. Nice Tits !

  483. Nice Gentile Guy

  484. Nice Gentile Kid

  485. Nicole Kidman

  486. Night of the Giving Head

  487. No Aunt Flow

  488. No Info is Good Info

  489. No Info is Good Info!

  490. Nobody Cares

  491. NOOKIE MONSTER

  492. Not So Fast My Friend!!!

  493. Not the Brightest Bulb

  494. NUTS FOR SLUTS

  495. Odiferous Orifice

  496. Odiforous Orifice

  497. Odorous Orifice

  498. Oedipus Complex

  499. Oenophile Guy

  500. On the Rag

  501. On a Cunt Hunt

  502. On the Rag

  503. Only ButtFuck in Town

  504. Oprah Winfrey

  505. Osama Bin Laden

  506. Ozzie Mosis

  507. P T Barnum

  508. Pamela Anderson

  509. Pancake BBW

  510. Pap Smear

  511. Paris Hilton

  512. Party Boy

  513. Party Pooper LI

  514. Patron Saint of TER

  515. Paul McCartney

  516. Paul Tagliabue

  517. PC Police

  518. PC Mayor of Newbieland

  519. PC Mayor of Newbieville

  520. PC Pooh Bah of NewbieLand

  521. Pee Wee Herman

  522. Pee On Me

  523. Penis Noir

  524. Pepe Le Pew

  525. Phallus in Wonderland

  526. Phat Phuck

  527. Pickled Pecker

  528. Pickled Peter

  529. Pillsbury Dough Boy

  530. Platos Retreat

  531. Pope BendaDick XII

  532. Pope Turd III

  533. Poppin Mary Poppins

  534. Porch Monkey

  535. Pork Pocahontas

  536. Pork Chop

  537. Pork Chop BBW

  538. Pork Rind BBW

  539. Pork Roll BBW

  540. Pork Sword

  541. Porn Lover

  542. Presumed Impotent

  543. Proctoscope

  544. Provider Protector

  545. Provincetown Dude

  546. Psycho Killer

  547. Pubic Enema # 1

  548. Pubic Enemy # 1

  549. Pubic Hair

  550. Public Enema # 1

  551. Public Enemy # 1

  552. Pungent Punjab Pussy

  553. Punjab Pussy

  554. Purple Haze

  555. Pussy Licker

  556. Pussy Liquor

  557. Pussy Whipped

  558. Queef

  559. Queefer Madness

  560. Queefer Sutherland

  561. Queen La Queefa

  562. Queen of Queefs

  563. Quivering Queefing Quim

  564. R U Nuts

  565. Rabbi Shmuley Butt Man

  566. rabbi150

  567. Rabble Rouser

  568. Rainy with Brown Showers

  569. Reaming Rectal

  570. Rear and Pleasant Danger

  571. Red Carpet Muncher

  572. Redneck Redux

  573. Reefer Madness

  574. Repeat After Me AMPs Suck

  575. Richard Simmons

  576. Ripe Fromunda Cheese

  577. Robin Quivers

  578. Rodney Dangerfield

  579. Roger Daltry

  580. Ron Jeremy

  581. Rowdy Reptile

  582. Rubber Ducky

  583. Rugs R Us

  584. SaharaHasFun

  585. Saint Smegma

  586. Salty Semen

  587. Same Shit Different Day

  588. Sammy Sambo

  589. Santiro Corleone

  590. Sargeant Pepper

  591. Sausage Patty

  592. Scabies Babys

  593. Scat Man

  594. Scent of a Woman

  595. Schindlers Fist

  596. Scores of Whores

  597. Scratchy Scrotum

  598. Scum Bag

  599. Scum Bucket

  600. SeenAnyPussy

  601. Seminoles Suck

  602. Sex Kitten

  603. Sexbomb Susie

  604. Sexy Sally

  605. Sexy Sophie

  606. Shakespeare in Love

  607. Shall I Shit or Go Blind

  608. Sharing Ryans Privates

  609. Shaving Ryans Privates

  610. Sheesh !

  611. Shepherd Shtups Sheep !

  612. Sherman the Shylock

  613. Shit Eatin Grin

  614. Shit Faced

  615. Shitty Shitty Gang Bang

  616. Shlomo Shlong Dong

  617. Shrinkage

  618. Sigmund Freud

  619. Single White SheMale

  620. Sir Fucks Alot

  621. Sit On My Face

  622. Skidmarks

  623. SkullFuck

  624. Skunk Cunt

  625. Slapmeat

  626. Slimy Limey

  627. Slut in the Butt

  628. Smegatha Christie

  629. Smelly Jelly Bean

  630. Smelly Smegma

  631. Smelly Jelly Hole

  632. Smelly Shamrockin Smegma

  633. Smelly Smegma

  634. SmellySmegma

  635. Smooth Moves

  636. Sodomize Sadaam

  637. Soup Nazi

  638. Soupy Sales

  639. Spank da Monkey

  640. Spanking Spanky

  641. Spanking the Chimp

  642. SPERM WHALE

  643. Spermin Herman Munster

  644. Sperms of Endearment

  645. Spinning N Winning

  646. Spit on my Clit

  647. Squeal Like a Pig

  648. Stairway to Heaven

  649. Star Jones

  650. Star Whores

  651. Stink Foot

  652. Stinky Pinky

  653. Stinky Pinky

  654. Stinky Pinky the Twinkie

  655. Stoner with a Boner

  656. Strap On

  657. Sundance Kid

  658. Super Duper Pooper

  659. Supersize Me

  660. Surely you jest!

  661. Sushi Suzie

  662. Sweaty Balls

  663. Swinging Johnson

  664. Sy Syms

  665. Tar Baby

  666. Tarzan the Apeman

  667. Tea Bagger Vance

  668. TER Question Need Help

  669. Tetley Teabag

  670. Texas 2 Step

  671. Texas Weiner

  672. The Andrews Sisters

  673. The Bus

  674. The Gonads

  675. The Grateful Dead

  676. The Robot

  677. The Sperminator

  678. The Three Stooges

  679. The Bard

  680. The Brow

  681. The Cunt for Red October

  682. The Drunk

  683. The Felcher

  684. The Grateful Head

  685. The Heathen

  686. The March of the BBWs

  687. The Marquis de Sade

  688. The Melon Man

  689. The Mullet

  690. The O Reilly Factor

  691. The Robot

  692. The Saint of TER

  693. The Spic

  694. The Squid

  695. The Turd

  696. The Twat

  697. The Village Idiot

  698. The Voice of Reason

  699. The World is Flat

  700. They wonder why we hobby

  701. Thick as a Brick

  702. Throbbin Hood

  703. ThrobbingGristle

  704. Tidy Bowl Man

  705. Tie Me Up and Fuck Me!

  706. Tiger Woods

  707. Tits Clits and Slits

  708. Titty Titty Bang Bang

  709. Tom Brokaw

  710. Tommy Pastrami

  711. Tommy Salami

  712. Tongue in my Bung

  713. Tony Baloney

  714. Tony Bologna

  715. Toothless Road Whore

  716. Toss My Salad

  717. Towel Head Sand Negroes

  718. Towel Headed Bastards

  719. Toys For Twats

  720. Toys for Twats are Us

  721. Trailer Park Trash

  722. Tranny Manny

  723. Tranny Get Your Gun

  724. Trouble Big Time

  725. Trouser Trout

  726. Trying to be PC

  727. U R Not Mensa Material

  728. U R a Cock Smoker!

  729. U R Not Mensa Material!

  730. U 2

  731. U R Dumb as Shit

  732. U R Just Plain Dumb

  733. U R Nuts

  734. Udder Butter

  735. Uncle Fester

  736. Uncle Ream Us

  737. Uncle Remus

  738. Vagina Monologues

  739. Vagina Slims

  740. Vagina Vernacular

  741. Very Dim Sum

  742. Very Sensitive Man

  743. Vicky Vagina

  744. Vienna Sausage

  745. Vinnie the Ginny

  746. Violent Vulva

  747. Vomit Vinnie

  748. Vulva

  749. Walter Cronkite

  750. Warner Wolf

  751. We Do Not Care

  752. Welcome to New York !

  753. Wench with a Stench!

  754. Wet Brain !

  755. wetmichelle

  756. What a F_cking Joke

  757. What do you Think

  758. Wheelbarrow Full of Coins

  759. When Harry Wet Sally

  760. Whining Maggots

  761. Whiskey Bar Exam

  762. White Men Cant Hump

  763. White Meat

  764. Who Flung Dung

  765. Whore Wars

  766. Whore to the Core!

  767. Whoredom Boredom

  768. Whoremoan

  769. WHOREMOANS

  770. whores d oeuvres

  771. Whoreticulture

  772. Wife Does Not Fuck

  773. Wife Will Not Fuck !

  774. Wig Man

  775. Wiggy Pop

  776. Wildebeasts

  777. Wile E Coyote

  778. Willard the Rat

  779. Wine Nazi

  780. Winner of a Spinner !

  781. Winnie the Pooh

  782. Wolf Man

  783. Wookie Nookie

  784. Woosie Pussy

  785. Wrong My Friend

  786. Ya Gotta Link

  787. Yarmulke

  788. Yeah Sure

  789. Yeast Infection

  790. Yogi Bear

  791. You Are a Bore

  792. You Are a Pariah

  793. You are Fuckin Nuts!

  794. You are kidding us right

  795. You, Me, Suckee Fuckee

  796. You/Me Suckee Fuckee!

  797. Young Hotties Wanted !

  798. Your Mileage May Vary

  799. Zipper Head

  800. Zippy the Pinhead

  801. Zogby Poll

  802. Zoo Moo Moo in a MUMU